where's the someone when i needed one?

today i realize that although i have many friends, i have no one when i really needed someone..anyway, the singapore plastic two dollar notes are really great! some sauce was smeared on it today, and guess what, without worries, i washed it under a running tap..plastic is amazing and convenient. its the same isnt it, when some vain girl goes for plastic surgery on her nose or smth and don't have to worry about her nose falling off when she bathes! okok..that example its quite redundant..but anyway i think our ex president yusoff ishak has not taken a bath for a long time..by washing my note under the tap, i gave him a facial treatment! he must be so dam happy, if he really is, bless me to be the next president yea..i wanna follow his footsteps, except without that horrible lil sick moustache he has..haha..police wont catch me for that right? for my dear foreign viewers, here's a picture of the note...


not bad eh, cute malay guy..hehe

okok im gonna attempt to cook my own lunch now, will upload a websniff for my blog..so that you all can smell what i've cooked once you read this post..haha, just kidding!

P.S: this message is for pure idiots, things like websniff do not exist -_-